Frank Gore Introduced in Green Bay

The Green Bay Packers front office must be thinking about baseball rather than football. Here they are swinging for the fences on a deal that shipped out Ryan Grant, Al Harris, and their 2nd round pick in next year’s draft. But they certainly hit a grand slam in bringing one of the most dynamic halfbacks in football to the Packers organization.

Frank Gore has officially landed in Green Bay. Coach Mike McCarthy was seen arriving at Green Bay’s Austin Straubel Airport to pick up Gore in a black SUV. Gore then demanded that McCarthy let him drive, as a way of showing he would be driving this team towards a championship. McCarthy promptly got his fat ass out of the car and allowed Frank Gore to do as he pleased. No one is going to tell the 2-time Pro Bowler what to do. Gore and McCarthy drove back to the Green Bay training facility to get Frank acclimated to the Green Bay offense. He immediately punched Aaron Rodgers in the face and called him a little bitch, and told him to go inside and make him a sandwich. It appears as if the dynamics of this Green Bay offense are about to change.

Frank then suited up for his first Green Bay practice, and immediately injured the entire practice squad defense. GM SilverwingSMV was seen clapping and laughing as the practice defense was carted off the field. He was truly happy to be gaining a runningback of this caliber. After an hour-long workout, Gore quickly headed into the city of Green Bay and to the mayor’s office. He held the mayor ransom, demanding that it be Frank Gore Day “anyday I want it to be, homie”. The Mayor hastily signed the documents and gave him a key to the city before fainting. Before Gore left City Hall, he asked to know which house was the richest in Green Bay. He drove his car over to that house and quickly evicted the family living there. The owner of the house, George A. Marshall, was not mad in the slightest. “Hell, Frank Gore is beast. If anyone is allowed to kick me outta my home and make me live on the street, it’s that guy. GO PACK!”.

We attempted to catch up with Gore to ask him a few questions about his new life in Green Bay, but anytime we tried to run after him, we were easily trucked aside, stiff armed, then left in the dust. We expect anyone who tries to stop this freak of nature to be met with the same.